Thanks to the cashier at Monkey Joe's I've had this little ditty running through my head all day.
The Boy has been watching Madagascar 2 as his flick of choice. In the movie Moto Moto (the pimp daddy of hippos) makes his move on Gloria (another hippo) by sweet talking her in his sexiest hippo voice: "Oh girl, you so chunky" followed by "Goodness Girl You Huge."
The cashier asked innocently enough, "When are you due?"
I answered "September-ish."
She gives me her best "What you talkin' bout Willis?" face and basically tells me I'm wrong by saying, "No. That can't be right. Are you sure?"
Did she honestly think I didn't know my due date and she did? I was glad I didn't say October which is the real date the OB uses, but is moot because they're twins. I simply said, "yes."
Could she let it go...nope?
She continued, "That's not possible. You're huge. There's no way you have two months left."
I muttered a weak, "It's twins." Which...quite honestly I would have lied about and said even if it wasn't at that point.
This seemed to appease her a little...but, appearently not enough. She continued to channel her inner Moto Moto and tell me how "round", "big" and (since her synonyms seemed limited and there wasn't a thesaurus available at the moment) "huge" I was.
So please enjoy the video and think of me in my "Chunky Chunky state."
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