They are still in utero and I am starting to have heart attacks over the stick shock.
I'm thinking about starting one of those Sally Struthers Sponsor a Child programs for these two. You know...for just the price of a cup of coffee you can be sure that a child is nourished. Except I'm estimating that a cup of home-brewed Folgers isn't going to cut it. We're talking the full smack: Starbucks Venti Frappachino (for those who don't speak Starbuckese that is the big one) to fund twins.
Since I don't think anyone will be rushing to give up their caffeine fund two support two kids in the 'burbs, I'll need to come up with some other get rich quick tactic.
Anyone want to sign up for a pyramid scheme?
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